Mathilde

About
Dildo is a young girl, from the country of Denmarkian.

Early years
Dildo (Mathilde) had a very troubled past, and she got in trouble with the law. She did not get arrest a single time, since she had the ability to escape with her laser vision.

She normally tries to hide her eyes (as seen on pic) or face so she wont be recognized by the police.

One day Mathilde felt like she had to try and start a new life. She asked got help by her mothers, Paul and Nina. They cared deeply for their whatever son, and guided Dildo into becomming the glorious nerd she is today.

Dildo finds love
When she later (at the age of 15 months to be exact) decided to open up a retro shop, where she sold sunglasses, phone covers, drugs and lamps, she fell in love for the second time in her life. She had fallen for the spania girl, Bara. They were able to relate to one and other because of their shared troubled and difficult pasts. Bara's story had started in the local mafia, where she as the hot babe she was, had controlled it since she was young. Mathilde fancied her powerfulness, but also her sensitive side.

Dildo tried multiple times to get Bara to quit, so they could love happily ever after, thought Bara felt she had too much responsibily and couldnt just leave.

Abilties
A lot of Mathilde's abbilties are unknown but the most commonly discussed ones are: When she isn't wearing glasses, she gets weak and defenless.
 * Laser vision
 * Procrastination

Seasons
In the first season we see Dildo struggling with the feeling of never getting to see the love of her life again. She then returns to a life of crime.

Trivia

 * Even though Dildo is her real name she is, in fact, not a dildo (not confirmed, we have no proof if anyone has ever used her as a dildo).